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* SURAGU’s Marijuana Reviews
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<h2 style="color:red;">(SURAGUの大麻レビュー!!)</h2>
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Creativity, It’s a known fact that grass increases creativity from
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eight to eleven times. In fact, everyone finds they’re more creative
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stoned than straight. Humans have always been very creative at the
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time to get high. In Spain, stoners were so bored that they found a
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legal loophole that allowed them to legally consume and +sell+ dispense
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Cannabis buds. Since I joined one of those clubs, my vision of a
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fucking plant has changed so damn much. Like everything in
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contemporany society, you have so much choice it’s depressing. In this
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post I will review all the strains I have tried.
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I won’t say “this shit dope” because that would be too boring. And
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I’m also not going to explain how each bud helps you with insomnia,
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anxiety, depression and ADHD because despite recent research shows
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it’s not so darn harmful, i’m not an idiot either.
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So I’ll review the buds using Pen & Pixel Graphics album covers
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(update: at this point i use just whatever). I am
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not rating the weed on how good the album is. Just in how weird the
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cover is.
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I’d like to thank my friend Endemic for the idea of making weed
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reviews with album covers, for showing me all this awesome music and
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helping me choose the covers.
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Whatever weed you’re smoking. And despite whatever these reviews says
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about each strain, there’s this quote from Kabuto Makai I the Great
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that you should never forget:
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#+begin_quote
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“Sea Indica o Sativa me da igual que guay está la keli echandose
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un mai”
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#+end_quote
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This post does not want to promote cannabis comsumption. This post is
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entirely made with educational purposes.
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If you're under 18 or 21 if you're american, close this tab. Or
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don't. I'm a paragraph, not a cop.
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If you live in the Iberian Peninsula (that is, Spain, Portugal or
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Andorra) you can buy your weed stuff with this [[https://eurogrow.es/?refs=323835][link]] Yes it's a referal
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link but i'm not selling out you gotta understand I'm a young man from
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Ghetto who gotta hustle.
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** Amnesia (grass)
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Amnesia Haze is a classic, is a strain that anyone who has been
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smoking real weed for more than 2 minutes has tried. With more than
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20% of THC, the shit will get anyone high. I will give this strain the
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rating of DJ Screw - The Legend.
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[[./img/covers/thelegend.jpg]]
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DJ Screw in the sky with a skull behind him it’s something I could
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have never thought of. And going to a cannabis club is also something
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I would have never thought of. I also find it pretty funny that
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there’s a car with Screw by its side.
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** Amnesia (Hash)
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Advantages of going to a Cannabis Social Club is that you know that
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you’re smoking quality grass and quality hash. The hash here is made
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by the dudes who work at the club, not by a moor sweating in his
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room. So it has a very high quality.
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The thing with hash is that it is hash. Too strong for some. But me?
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It only leaves me thinking very weird funny things and I’m so relaxed
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I can’t move. Then I move to some kind of backrooms. In which I find
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myself listening to whatever Antonio Recio is saying. Great
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experience. Amnesia Hash deservers nothing less than Lil Keke - The
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commision
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[[./img/covers/thecommision.jpg]]
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Where do I start? Where are them? First time I thought it I felt like
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this was a GTA San Andreas mission. Like the dudes are in the Four
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Dragons Casino. And I like how the dude is peacefully smoking a cigar
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when he got 2 bodyguards. I don’t know. It is pretty surreal.
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** Amnesia Hy-Pro
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I don’t even know what Hy-Pro means. The friend who sold me this told
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me that it has a shitton of THC. I believe him. It did indeed had a
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shit ton of THC. It was a psychedelic experience. So high I didn’t
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even know my name. I have not felt something similar to that since
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then. So I can give this thing nothing less than Juvenile - 400
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Degrees
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[[./img/covers/400degres.jpg]]
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I wish I could know where to start with this cover. First we can see
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that they’re in hell. And there’s this dude burning money. and a gold
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watch. Dude’s rich and he’s showing off. Then we can see, similary to
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DJ Screw’s The Legend, a giant face of the same dude in the
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sky. Presumably Juvenile is the devil. If you look both at the left
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and right side, you can see, scot-free, hookers. Why are there hookers
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in hell? I can’t tell. Then you have the Parental Advisory sticker. I
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couldn’t have known.
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** Chocolope
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Chocolope is a Sativa-Dominant strain. Marijuana journalists says that
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it has a sweet flavour, tasting simillary to chocolate. In my
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experience, it just tasted like marijuana smoke. I’ve had better highs
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in my life. Nevertheless Chocolope is a good strain that gives a good
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effect. Used it to saw Perturbator live and had a great
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experience. The Chocolope deserves Three 6 Mafia - The end
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[[./img/covers/theend.jpg]]
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I don’t even know how to explain this cover. What are they on? Is that
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a car? A giant stereo? I genuinely can’t tell. But for some reason
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they’re into outer space and you can see the earth behind them. The
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earth is exploding. Maybe it is trying to say that only Three 6 Mafia
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survived the apocalypse by riding a giant stereo. Riding a giant
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stereo to outer space is something that could only happen in Memphis,
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Tennessee.
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** Unknown Indica Strain
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We got a Special Joint for this mysterious strain we can’t remember
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the name of. We have vague indications that the strain name was
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“Wedding cake”. Thing is that we thought that C. Indica were for
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pussies. We were so damn wrong. We were nailed to the couch for at
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least 15 minutes. To this thing I can only give SSUR - Guerrillas in
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the midst
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[[./img/covers/guerrilla.jpg]]
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Why does the Che Guevara look like a Monkey, why are there hookers if
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they’re in the guerrilla. What’s up with the explosion, what’s with
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all the money? I’d frame this cover if I could.
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** Terps (Hash)
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It is impossible for a Allah’s Follower to make bad hash. These
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“Terps” is dry extraction of hash. I don’t know what “Dry” means. My
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Marijuana Master doesn’t know what “Dry” is. So I just asume it is
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just zoomer expression to say that a hash is good. But to answer the
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question if “Was it good?” The answer is the following picture:
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[[./img/covers/greatesthits.jpg]]
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We smoked this hash mixed with Weed Marijuana. When we left the CSC,
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we were in another dimension. Sadly we had to catch the bus later. We
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were there and all of us started to feel exagerately dizzy. I don’t
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rememebr anything that happened in the hour of bus. I just remember
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that I was listening to some music, I can only rememeber “My mind went
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blank” my DJ Screw (The Legend). Then they woke me up. First thing I
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see is a bottle full of vomit.
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** Santa Sativa
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#+begin_quote
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santa: 1. adj sacred; hallowed: holy ground
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#+end_quote
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Santa Sativa is a Sativa Dominant Weed Marijuana strain. Relatively
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high THC and low CBD. First time we tried this the Terps Incident
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happened. So the weed must have been good shit. Then we smoked this
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shit and unbeliable things happened. Everyone I thought to be Cannabic
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Senseis said this strain was one of the best herbs they have ever
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consumed. Thus, this strain deserves nothing less than: Snoop Dogg -
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Da Game Is To Be Sold. Not To Be Told.
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[[./img/covers/dagame.jpg]]
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This masterpiece of the contemporany art is deleightful for our
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eyes. We can see the motherfucking d-o double g holding a walking
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stick made from gold. For undisclosed reasons. He is outside the
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“Snoop World” (See Montana Management Co.) The thing is that his
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mansion looks like a fucking castle you’d see in Disney
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World. Perspective fucks with us so much in this one. As he is behind
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Snoop World mansion, he’s sitting in the bonnet. Smoking what seems to
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be a Swisher Sweet and his arm is in another car. There are also three
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dogs in the pictures with shining diamonds.
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** Lemon Pie
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Lemon Pie is, like the most herbs reviewed in this page, a Sativa
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Dominant Marijuana Weed strain, according to my sources, it has an
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"energizing effect", helps with stress and shit, but all of this is
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bullshit, this marketing thing is nothing more than what greeks knew
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as the "Myth", but for this kind of shit, the Logos is more
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important. We smoked this shit in a funny situation, we were
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underpressure, terrible vibrations all around us. We smoked the bowl
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and as I exhaled, I was already in this album cover:
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[[./img/covers/cheatin.jpg]]
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In this majestic piece of art we can see a 3 shadow people behind a
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big black man plkaying cheese, if you made the mistake of asking
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yourself "Who is the Big Black Man playing chess with", you'll get
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inmideatly to the answer, as it is crystal clear that he is playing
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chess with Lucifer himself. They're in a literal map from DOOM 2: Hell
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on Earth. This picture describe the situation perfectly, we were
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cheating death.
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** Virus
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This plant is endemic from my country, national products are shit in
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this country but marijuana is the exception which proves the
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rule. This is an Indica strain which allowed us to have psychotic
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breaks in a park in middle of nowhere. Very funny experiences not
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seeing shit trying to find a water source. I give this bud the rating
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of Three 6 Mafia - When the Smoke Clears
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[[./img/covers/whenthesmoke.jpg]]
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Well, what can I say about this one. We have 3 guys and a woman. The
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look in the dude's faces can be labeled as "intimidating", they're not
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the kind of people you'd like to have an argument with (especially
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taking into account they're from Memphis). Then we look at the
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woman's look. She doesn't look intimidating, she looks like the mother
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of the other 3 dudes.
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** Hulk
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Another Sativa, how original, huh? This one is relatively out budget
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as the price isn't as competitive as the other buds listed
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here. Nevertheless, this bud, depsite the price, will make you go to
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Saturn and back. We were so high on this thing that we moved to a
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timeline in which the rapper Ruby da Cherry is brazilian and his name
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is Ruby Da Sousa. Such liminal experience deserves something very
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liminal: the physical version of DJ Screw - The Legend
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[[./img/covers/thelegendexists.jpg]]
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Shit exists.
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** Hierba Turolense
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>"Most natural weed is the one that grows in earth"
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--- Vivaldi
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Local is good, it's a known fact, sometimes, a friend of yours have
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the opportunity to taste a local product, and sometimes, your friend
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lets you taste the wonders of Teruel. This was an impressive sample of
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weed Marijuana, we had Mandanga Style, one of the best spots ever,
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munchies and a telepathic conversation in the subway. Picture for this
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bud it's not designed by Pen and Pixel but i don't care.
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[[./img/narturo.jpg]]
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No comments on the picture.
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** Gorilla
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According to the internet, this is a indica strain, but according to
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the club, it's sativa, so i'd say it's sativa. While we were smoking
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this bud we were one step above human evolution, using entities with
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more intelligence than a human being to help us write something. Blunt
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lasted at least 45 minutes, it was good. This sample deserves the last
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album cover designed by pen and pixel: 21 Savage - Savage Mode II
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(Chopped not slopped)
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[[./img/covers/savagemode.jpg]]
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In this picture we can see many things that defined the style of Pen
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And Pixel, such as expensive cars, a mansion, and cool shining text.
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The funny thing about this cover are the protagonists, in this
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picture we can see 21 Savage being the most black dude ever, throwing
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dice, like he's choosing someone's fate, and metro boomin doesn't know
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what he's doing there.
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** Piñata
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We might struggle because life's a bitch, when it isn't you can get
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quality /C. Sativa/ samples. This is a good bud that will smell from
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here to Saturn without a simple problem. The following thing happened
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after getting more buds:
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1. My friend starts to roll a joint
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2. I give him material to work with, he said that he will add Piñata
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lately
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3. My man mixed my other material with the thing I gave him before
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4. I ask him what the fuck he's doing
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5. We laugh for 2 minutes straight
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6. He adds Piñata
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7. He adds hash
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8. ???
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9. We had Aqui no hay quien viva playing in the club's television
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I don't really know what happened, but then we ate a kebab. This shit
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must have Gucci Mane - The Burrpint the movie 3D:
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[[./img/covers/burrpint.jpg]]
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Just look at the thing for 3 seconds, what the hell is going it there,
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that was our situation, we did not know who we were, what were we
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doing there, the only thing we had is a joint waiting to be smoked.
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** SURAGU's delight (a.k.a. Alzhaimer)
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You know when in Terraria you can buy this table from the goblin that
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allows you to combine multiple items into one? Well, you can do the
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same thing with weed, you can mix multiple strains in the same
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joint. Or you can add hash to the joint (a.k.a. mariachi)
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In the part of the world in which I reside, putting tobacco in the
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joint is the most common practice, because we're not Rockefeller and
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can't afford greens.
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SURAGU's delight formula is the following: Amnesia (grass) + Amnesia
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(Hash). But they're rolled as a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8xp1ilM82A][Moroccan joint]] ¹
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Some people go to nightclubs and shit to have a good time, I don't. I
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don't need a nightclub, I got a wasteland near home. This joint got me
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seeing Canserbero in the stars, also inventing sentences reading car's
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license plates. A very unusual experience I must say. Then I smoked a
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pipe of this same combination, Deltoya by extremoduro gets the vibe
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pretty well:
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[[./img/covers/deltoya.png]]
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Not literally, but I think it expresses the feeling pretty well. You
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could say the dude in the cover is having a psychotic break and
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desired to look at the moon while naked. Or you can also think that
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the dude just got done showering, he's naked, but he was so high he
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forgot he made a bong before showering, so before dressing, he hit the
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bong, but he hit the shit too hard he had to get a grip from the
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door and he's exhaling the smoke like a motherfucker.
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I don't know what Robe wanted to express with this album cover. But
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it's a pretty good damn one.
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1: Also called "Sevillanos" or "Spanish Joint", but the truth is
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that joints rolled with a cig were invented by moroccans. We do it in
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Spain because we have morocco right here I guess, but anyways, I won't
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argue with the guys who invented hash who invented this method of
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rolling hash joints.
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** Green Crack
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You're probably thinking the first thing I thought when I saw this
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strain's name "what the fuck", this is strain is called Green Crack
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for unknown reasons, there is also a substrain called "Super Green
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Crack", which my lungs have not behold yet. So I can only talk about
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Green Crack. This is a Sativa grass, and such sativa.
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So we gave a few puffs to the Green Crack joint and we remembered that
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THC is a [[https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10863546/][neuroprotective chemical rather than a neurotoxic one]] so we
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looked for "weed helps with alzhaimer" in a search engine, which
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redirected us to a website which listed "Green Crack" as the best
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strain out there for Alzhaimer. Then we forgot why we were in that
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website.
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The effects of this were, well, I guess they were good because I do
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not remember. Anyways, this gets Ill Pekeño - Av. Rafaela Ybarra
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[[./img/covers/avrafaela.jpg]]
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This is a Spanish rapper who sounds like MF DOOM and plagiarized Pen &
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Pixel style. So I think it's pretty epic
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** Desert Cake
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When there is no Amnesia, there's Desert Cake, similar price,
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different effect. The main difference is the potency, I'd say that
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this one is more potent than Amnesia, or it may not, it maybe be worse
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and I think it's better juts because it is a few cents more expensive,
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I guess we will never know unless we do a laboratory analysis of a
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sample of this strain, but I ain't doing a fucking lab analysys to a
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fucking plant to see if it is better or worse, shit gets you high and
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that's what matters, what do you want me to say. I will give this
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UGK - Too Hard to Swallow
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[[./img/covers/toohardtoswallow.jpg]]
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I don't know, I just find it funny. The rappers are just chilling in
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what seems to be somewhere in Texas, or they might as well be in
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Pinto, Spain, who knows, everything is possible, I've heard so many
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things about Texas rapper that you can tell me that DJ Screw is alive
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in Cuba and if it is true, it would not surprise me.
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** Caramel (Hash)
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Truth is that despite the fact that most things reviewed here is weed,
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I smoke a lot of hash because it's cheaper, i mean, a gram of weed and
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a gram of hash are about the same price, but you can roll a joint with
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quantity of hash, a grass joint needs more weed. And I'm not
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rockefeller. In Spain, for geographic reasons, best hash is in the
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streets, not in the clubs (not the case for weed). For this reason,
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despite the hash in the clubs is good, when you light a hash joint it
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wont perfume the room with that characteristic smell of the Moroccan
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streets (i've never been in Morocco). I think that this deserves Mad
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at the world by Point Blank.
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[[./img/covers/madattheworld.jpg]]
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Without this album, The Legend could not have been such The Legend as
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he is. This album is good, but what I find the funniest thing about
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this album cover is the original Point Blank picture, which is sadly,
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lost media. But I can have an idea of what it was like, I imagine
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Point Blank at his garage doing weird poses until they found the most
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epic one. I wonder how much of the stuff he's wearing is real, like
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his cap looks fake, so does his chains. Anyways, he's holding the
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Earth while it is collapsing, and the earth is throwing people away,
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my theory is that Point Blank is the Ultimate God Of The Universe. And
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Three 6 Mafia escaped the earth in their giants stereos while Point
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Blank was destroying it. As seen in the cover of their album "The End".
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** Mortal Kombat (ft. [[https://akvvma.xyz][akvvma]])
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We want to start this one saluting our friend Endemic a.k.a. /CP¹
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Violation/. Not only he gave me the idea to review weed with Pen and
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Pixel graphics but he has gotten us into good underground shit. The
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name is "mortal kombat" and it's a sative but we are not
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schizophrenics, we're just thinking what to write in this thing. Does
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not honor its name. It's a sativa but we're having a /Mortal Kombat/
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just to come up with something to write.
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What's up blazers, akvvma here to take over this bitch-ass review. A
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lot of motherfuckers think they know how to write music nowadays
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because technology has made it easier to do literally anything, no
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wonder why there's so many BZRP clones out there. There's also a lot
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of crackers that think that because they listened to half a Kendrick
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Lamar album and Makaveli they know about hood politics and
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shit. Portishead really hit the nail on what this music bullshit
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means. The soft mellow scratched beats combined with the soothing
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voice of a soprano really makes you feel okay listening to hip hop
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music while being white. This record changed my life and my outlook on
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music, listen to my [[https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51Ef5FUSkcS._SL1200_.jpg][fucking record]].
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[[./img/covers/dummy.jpg]]
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It's the right feeling of "alternative". And the album is epic.
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1: for legal reasons this means "copy"
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** Cheetos
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#+begin_quote
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And get more cheese than doritos, cheetos or fritos
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-- Mucho Fumar DOOM
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#+end_quote
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Look I don't even know what to say at this point, I have come to the
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conclusion that I only write these reviews because I'm bored rather
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than because I have something meaningful to say. I am smoking a plant
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that the humankind wanted to call "cheetos" for some reason I'll never
|
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understand, according to weed websites, this bud has the taste of
|
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cheetos but guess what it tastes like smoke. Anyways, apparently the
|
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thing is an Indica, and yeah I am having somnolence despite the
|
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monster I drank before. Good sample of Weed Marijuana, indeed. As I
|
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can't think of an album cover to use, I am just going to share this
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meme
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[[./img/covers/poly.jpg]]
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** Gas Station Weed (The Legend of the Plug)
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Sometimes, you're too lazy to go to the club to get your weed, because
|
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the club is too far away, it's understandable to be lazy one day. But
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I cannot be a weedless stoner, so I gotta call the Crazy Moor to get
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some stuff, the Crazy Moor would give brick weed and brick hash to
|
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everyone, so we ceased buying stuff from him, thing is that one day we
|
||
literally had no other choice because we ran out of weed and the club
|
||
was too far away and there was no human way to be there in time. This
|
||
guy is the McDonalds of weed, you can visit him at any time of day and
|
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he replies your messages with "what the deal?" within 30
|
||
seconds. Thing is that this dude is going to take you to the most
|
||
weird places of the city, the "where the fuck my plug takin me" meme
|
||
ain't no meme.
|
||
|
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We got some hash and weed from the Crazy Moor, and he has improved his
|
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quality. A lot, we could not believe this was coming from the Crazy
|
||
Moor. I'm pretty happy that the guy could improve his stuff. I hope
|
||
his business goes well these days. Have a picture of a Perc
|
||
|
||
[[./img/covers/perc.jpg]]
|
||
** Turi's Hash
|
||
El dry del Turi me tiene hablando Español. Pegajoso pero
|
||
potentel. Este dry hace todo lo demás una felony de esas. Estaba
|
||
jugando al isaac y desbloquee el nuevo item: marihuana. Este dry me
|
||
tiene revisando las estadísticas S.M.A.R.T. de mi disco duro 2TB con
|
||
formato ZFS. Un tio que juega al osu! me dijo que este dry era una
|
||
mierda. Le denuncié por posesión de pornografía infantil. El hachis
|
||
del turi ha ganado las porrólimpiadas 3 veces seguidas. Estoy fumando
|
||
en esa perc 30 mientras escucho el soundtrack de Pulp Fiction. La zaza
|
||
de la tierra de Alá me tiene instalando Cirno XMPP Linux en la
|
||
lavadora. El hachis del turi va a tocar la Marcha Turca de Mozart en
|
||
tu riñón izquierdo. El THC descarboxilado me ha instalado Prosody XMPP
|
||
Server Under Debian Linux 12 en mi neuralink. La zaza de la puerta de
|
||
atrás me tiene dirigiendo una pelicula vanguardista de los años 50
|
||
|
||
[[./img/covers/reimu.jpg]]
|
||
** Richi's Hash
|
||
El bro me hookea con polen del bueno a un precio aún mejor. Ahora
|
||
mismo esta lloviendo y estoy chilleando en la terraza. Es un buen
|
||
ambiente. Tiene buen sabor y te deja tranquilito. nada malo. El líder
|
||
del género masculino, femenino y 39 tipos de hachis. El mataaliens. El
|
||
inigualable.
|
||
|
||
** Weeding
|
||
Según el richi: Gran potencia y sabor de marihuana. "tos, tos, tos,
|
||
tos" Cítrico. "muere" puta polla de mierda no se me levanta solo
|
||
quiero que se me levante joder darme viagra
|
||
Segun el Victor: Joer entra en la nariz eh? Alright. En hipotetico
|
||
caso de que tomases de lamer speed, que se te sube un regusto raro por
|
||
las encias hasta la nariz? Pues lo mismo con la weeding. ea, ea, ea,
|
||
ea
|
||
Según yo: Esta mierda sube bien. Ta potente, el richi me esta
|
||
reventnado los timpanos ahora mismo
|