The motherfucking world is a ghetto, full of chips, magazines and heavy metal

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** About the site
Everytime i'm bored and i think about something, i put it in this
website so they can make a wikipedia article about me.
website so they can make a wikipedia article about me. So the content
to expect is literally anything I come up with.
*** Credits
- Me for doing most of the stuff.
- [[https://instagram.com/vatonagge][Machukovich]] for creating the site logo.
- [[https://akvvma.xyz][akvvma]] for help in creating content.
- Endemic for giving ideas and spitting facts.
- Gab for reading everything before publishing.
- Everyone else who served as inspiration.

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To be written, still have to smoke it.
CONT: Smoked it. Was so good I forgot to do the review.

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If you're under 18 or 21 if you're american, close this tab. Or
don't. I'm a paragraph, not a cop.
If you live in the Iberian Peninsula (that is, Spain, Portugal or
Andorra) you can buy your weed stuff with this [[https://eurogrow.es/?refs=323835][link]] Yes it's a referal
link but i'm not selling out you gotta understand I'm a young man from
Ghetto who gotta hustle.
** Amnesia (grass)
Amnesia Haze is a classic, is a strain that anyone who has been
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earth is exploding. Maybe it is trying to say that only Three 6 Mafia
survived the apocalypse by riding a giant stereo. Riding a giant
stereo to outer space is something that could only happen in Memphis,
Tennesse.
Tennessee.
** Unknown Indica Strain
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1: for legal reasons this means "copy"
** Cheetos
#+begin_quote
And get more cheese than doritos, cheetos or fritos
-- Mucho Fumar DOOM
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Look I don't even know what to say at this point, I have come to the
conclusion that I only write these reviews because I'm bored rather
than because I have something meaningful to say. I am smoking a plant
that the humankind wanted to call "cheetos" for some reason I'll never
understand, according to weed websites, this bud has the taste of
cheetos but guess what it tastes like smoke. Anyways, apparently the
thing is an Indica, and yeah I am having somnolence despite the
monster I drank before. Good sample of Weed Marijuana, indeed. As I
can't think of an album cover to use, I am just going to share this
meme
[[./img/covers/poly.jpg]]

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- *The Offspring - Smash*: Best 90s albums I do not accept debate. *
- *The Offspring - Americana* *
- *Nirvana - Nevermind* *
- *Nirvana - Bleach*
- *Pearl Jam - Ten*
- *Nirvana - Bleach* *
- *Extremoduro - Yo, minoría absoluta*: Extremely epic
- *Extremoduro - ¿Dónde están mis amigos?* *
- *Extremoduro - Rock Transgresivo*
- *Extremoduro - Deltoya* *
- *Extremoduro - Canciones prohibidas*
- *Extremoduro - La Ley Innata:* This album made me understand music and
changed my life.
- *Pearl Jam - Ten* *
- *Pink Floyd - The Dark side of the moon* *
- *Pink Floyd - Wish you were here* *
- *Pink Floyd - Animals* Their second best album *
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- *Scattle - Backup*
- *Scattle - Visitors*
- *TOOL - Lateralus*
- *JPEGMAFIA - SCARING THE HOES*: Album of the year.
- *JPEGMAFIA - Veteran* Schizophrenia. Interesting subgenre of hip hop.
- *Viktor Vaughn - Vaudeville Villain*
- *Wu-Tang Clan - Enter the Wu-Tang*
- *Zabutom - Zeta force*

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* SURAGU Official University of Systems Administration (SOUSA)
So you came here from 4chan, and you're the definitive broke ass nigga?
Well no problem because with this shit course you'll be the Lion
Sysadmin. If you pay for it, clearly.
In this course you will learn to:
- Set up your own Linux server using an old computer (or a VPS)
- How to install Linux
- How to configure nginx, prosody, NextCloud and other services
- Using nginx to serve other websites (Reverse proxy)
- Set up your own VPN, so you can have all your devices connected
- Set up services inside that VPN with a custom Top Level Domain
(LTD)
- Creating a Certificate Authority, so you can have HTTPS on your
VPN
- Set up means of communication (XMPP, Matrix, IRC)
- How to interpret error logs, so you can fix your stuff
- How to fix your server when it blows up
- How to see your server's stadistics
- How to make scripts in a real programming language (Perl, maybe Python)
- How to learn things on your own, so you don't have to email me every
time you have a question.
Knowing all of these GUARANTEES a job in an IT consultant!