From fc7aeb7ad78666db63fe19c38fc493d4281c994d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: =?UTF-8?q?Germ=C3=A1n=20Palomares=20Pizarro?= Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2023 09:41:33 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] The motherfucking world is a ghetto, full of chips, magazines and heavy metal --- about.org | 12 +++++++++++- comissions.org | 2 +- marijuana_reviews.org | 25 ++++++++++++++++++++++++- media.org | 13 +++++++++++-- sousa.org | 37 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 5 files changed, 84 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-) create mode 100644 sousa.org diff --git a/about.org b/about.org index 00c1046..2053fdd 100644 --- a/about.org +++ b/about.org @@ -32,4 +32,14 @@ can use one the following banners: ** About the site Everytime i'm bored and i think about something, i put it in this -website so they can make a wikipedia article about me. +website so they can make a wikipedia article about me. So the content +to expect is literally anything I come up with. + +*** Credits +- Me for doing most of the stuff. +- [[https://instagram.com/vatonagge][Machukovich]] for creating the site logo. +- [[https://akvvma.xyz][akvvma]] for help in creating content. +- Endemic for giving ideas and spitting facts. +- Gab for reading everything before publishing. +- Everyone else who served as inspiration. + diff --git a/comissions.org b/comissions.org index c704e64..fd4d181 100644 --- a/comissions.org +++ b/comissions.org @@ -48,4 +48,4 @@ That's all I remember. I recommend it To be written, still have to smoke it. - +CONT: Smoked it. Was so good I forgot to do the review. diff --git a/marijuana_reviews.org b/marijuana_reviews.org index 88aed4a..c425bc8 100644 --- a/marijuana_reviews.org +++ b/marijuana_reviews.org @@ -51,6 +51,11 @@ entirely made with educational purposes. If you're under 18 or 21 if you're american, close this tab. Or don't. I'm a paragraph, not a cop. +If you live in the Iberian Peninsula (that is, Spain, Portugal or +Andorra) you can buy your weed stuff with this [[https://eurogrow.es/?refs=323835][link]] Yes it's a referal +link but i'm not selling out you gotta understand I'm a young man from +Ghetto who gotta hustle. + ** Amnesia (grass) Amnesia Haze is a classic, is a strain that anyone who has been @@ -123,7 +128,7 @@ they’re into outer space and you can see the earth behind them. The earth is exploding. Maybe it is trying to say that only Three 6 Mafia survived the apocalypse by riding a giant stereo. Riding a giant stereo to outer space is something that could only happen in Memphis, -Tennesse. +Tennessee. ** Unknown Indica Strain @@ -434,5 +439,23 @@ It's the right feeling of "alternative". And the album is epic. 1: for legal reasons this means "copy" +** Cheetos +#+begin_quote +And get more cheese than doritos, cheetos or fritos +-- Mucho Fumar DOOM +#+end_quote + +Look I don't even know what to say at this point, I have come to the +conclusion that I only write these reviews because I'm bored rather +than because I have something meaningful to say. I am smoking a plant +that the humankind wanted to call "cheetos" for some reason I'll never +understand, according to weed websites, this bud has the taste of +cheetos but guess what it tastes like smoke. Anyways, apparently the +thing is an Indica, and yeah I am having somnolence despite the +monster I drank before. Good sample of Weed Marijuana, indeed. As I +can't think of an album cover to use, I am just going to share this +meme + +[[./img/covers/poly.jpg]] diff --git a/media.org b/media.org index 17d3c62..395f8ba 100644 --- a/media.org +++ b/media.org @@ -126,8 +126,15 @@ a * means that I have a physical copy - *The Offspring - Smash*: Best 90s albums I do not accept debate. * - *The Offspring - Americana* * - *Nirvana - Nevermind* * -- *Nirvana - Bleach* -- *Pearl Jam - Ten* +- *Nirvana - Bleach* * +- *Extremoduro - Yo, minoría absoluta*: Extremely epic +- *Extremoduro - ¿Dónde están mis amigos?* * +- *Extremoduro - Rock Transgresivo* +- *Extremoduro - Deltoya* * +- *Extremoduro - Canciones prohibidas* +- *Extremoduro - La Ley Innata:* This album made me understand music and + changed my life. +- *Pearl Jam - Ten* * - *Pink Floyd - The Dark side of the moon* * - *Pink Floyd - Wish you were here* * - *Pink Floyd - Animals* Their second best album * @@ -168,6 +175,8 @@ a * means that I have a physical copy - *Scattle - Backup* - *Scattle - Visitors* - *TOOL - Lateralus* +- *JPEGMAFIA - SCARING THE HOES*: Album of the year. +- *JPEGMAFIA - Veteran* Schizophrenia. Interesting subgenre of hip hop. - *Viktor Vaughn - Vaudeville Villain* - *Wu-Tang Clan - Enter the Wu-Tang* - *Zabutom - Zeta force* diff --git a/sousa.org b/sousa.org new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4ea7ebc --- /dev/null +++ b/sousa.org @@ -0,0 +1,37 @@ +#+INCLUDE: "inc/header.html" export html +#+options: toc:nil +#+OPTIONS: html-postamble:nil +#+OPTIONS: html-style:nil +#+OPTIONS: num:nil p:nil pri:nil stat:nil tags:nil tasks:nil tex:nil timestamp:nil toc:nil title:nil ^:nil +#+TITLE: SURAGU - SOUSA +#+HTML_HEAD_EXTRA: +#+HTML_HEAD_EXTRA: +#+EXPORT_FILE_NAME: sousa.html + +* SURAGU Official University of Systems Administration (SOUSA) + +So you came here from 4chan, and you're the definitive broke ass nigga? +Well no problem because with this shit course you'll be the Lion +Sysadmin. If you pay for it, clearly. + +In this course you will learn to: + +- Set up your own Linux server using an old computer (or a VPS) + - How to install Linux + - How to configure nginx, prosody, NextCloud and other services + - Using nginx to serve other websites (Reverse proxy) +- Set up your own VPN, so you can have all your devices connected + - Set up services inside that VPN with a custom Top Level Domain + (LTD) + - Creating a Certificate Authority, so you can have HTTPS on your + VPN +- Set up means of communication (XMPP, Matrix, IRC) +- How to interpret error logs, so you can fix your stuff +- How to fix your server when it blows up +- How to see your server's stadistics +- How to make scripts in a real programming language (Perl, maybe Python) +- How to learn things on your own, so you don't have to email me every + time you have a question. + +Knowing all of these GUARANTEES a job in an IT consultant! +