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* About
* Acerca de
** About the person
** Sobre la persona
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<ruby>修羅具<rt>スラグ</rt></ruby>: <p>lit. "Herramienta para luchar contra los dioses.". o como una
herramienta para luchar contra todo lo que alguna vez nos han contado y llegar a ser el
Ultrahombre. O convertirte en tu propio dios</p>
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Por qué estás leyendo esto? No soy tan interesante, soy un tío que
hace blogposts y software. Tú también puedes hacer eso.
Why are you reading this? I'm not that interesting, i'm just a guy who
writes blogposts and software. You can do that too. Stop caring so
much about others and start caring about yourself.
[[./keys.txt][Claves PGP y SSH]]
[[./keys.txt][pgp & ssh keys]]
** Projects
Some projects I have worked on are [[https://git.suragu.net/sosa/sakisafe.git][sakisafe]], a simple file sharing
program and it's terminal interface. The source code of my blog is
available at [[https://git.suragu.net/sosa/the_pit.git][the_pit]]
** Hotlinking
if you feel like sharing this website without anything in return, you
can use one the following banners:
Si quieres hacerle publicidad a este sitio web sin recibir nada a
cambio puedes usar los siguientes banners:
[[./img/banner_suragu.png]] [[./img/banner_suraguchan.png]]
[[./img/banner_suragu.png]] [[./img/banner_suraguchan.png]] [[./img/banner_lain_evolution.png]]
** About the site
Everytime i'm bored and i think about something, i put it in this
website so they can make a wikipedia article about me. So the content
to expect is literally anything I come up with.
** Sobre el sitio
*** Credits
- Me for doing most of the stuff.
- [[https://instagram.com/vatonagge][Machukovich]] for creating the site logo.
- [[https://akvvma.xyz][akvvma]] for help in creating content.
- Endemic for giving ideas and spitting facts.
- Gab for reading everything before publishing.
- Everyone else who served as inspiration.
Cada vez que estoy aburrido y pienso algo interesante lo escribo aquí
para que puedan hacer un artículo de Wikipedia sobre mi. Por lo tanto
el contenido es literalmente cualquier cosa que se me ocurra
Para referirse a SURAGU como sitio web, se estiliza con todo
mayúsculas. Para referirse a suragu como concepto se estiliza con todo
minúsculas.
*** Créditos
- Yo por hacer la mayoría de las cosas
- [[https://delegao.moe][Delegao]] por hacer que El Internet funcione y por ser un joven
concienciado con la implementación global de IPv6
- [[https://instagram.com/vatonagge][Machukovich]] por hacer el logo del sitio y ser coautor
- [[https://akvvma.xyz][akvvma]] por ayudar a crear contenido
- Endemic por dar ideas y escupir factores y ser el Endemic
- Gab por leer todo
- [[https://aorivoid.net][aorivoid]] por decir cosas graciosas.
- [[https://dendy.fai.st][Dendy]] por despertarme del letargo lingüistico en el que estaba
inmerso. (y bastante mas)
- ekorokoté por droppearme en mi casa cuando estoy borracho de cojones.
- El resto de gente que ha servido como inspiración
** TTYMAFIA
Los webrings me comen la polla, excepto mis bros
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<div class="sidebar">
<div class="cat_image">
<a href="/">
<img src="/img/cat.gif" alt="cat">
</a>
</div>
<div class="button">
<a href="/about.html">About</a>
</div>
<div class="button">
<a href="/tech_posts">Tech posts</a>
</div>
<div class="button">
<a href="/media.html">Media log</a>
</div>
<div class="button">
<a href="/blog">blog</a>
</div>
<div class="button">
<a href="/marijuana_reviews.html">Reviews</a>
</div>
<div class="button">
<a href="/guitar.html">Guitar</a>
</div>
<div class="button">
<a href="https://git.suragu.net">git</a>
</div>
<div class="cat_image">
<a href="/">
<img src="/img/cat.gif" alt="cat"/>
</a>
</div>
<div class="button">
<a href="/about.html">Acerca de</a>
</div>
<div class="button">
<a href="/tech_posts/">Tecnología</a>
</div>
<div class="button">
<a href="/media.html">Media log</a>
</div>
<div class="button">
<a href="/blog/">blog</a>
</div>
<div class="button">
<a href="/marijuana_reviews.html">Reviews</a>
</div>
<div class="button">
<a href="/guitar.html">Guitarra</a>
</div>
<div class="button">
<a href="https://git.suragu.net">git</a>
</div>
<div class="button">
<a href="https://mi.suragu.net/random.cgi">página aleatoria</a>
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#+TITLE: SURAGU
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#+HTML_HEAD_EXTRA: <meta name="viewport" content="initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no" />
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* suragu.net
Welcome to SURAGU, a website in which I talk about anything that comes
to my mind, reviews, technology, and filler content such as the media
I have consumed.
* SURAGU
Bienvenido a SURAGU, un sitio web donde hablo de cualquier cosa que se
me ocurra, reseñas, tecnología y contenido de relleno como la
multimedia que he consumido. Por razones históricas parte del
contenido está en inglés.
Everything that I have created is under the WTFPL or the public domain.
Todo lo que he creado está bajo la WTFPL o cualquier licencia
equivalente al dominio público
* Contact
If you want to contact me because of any reason, I have an email:
chief_keef at riseup dot net, or you can join =irc.suragu.net= and
join =#montepinar=.
Este sitio literalmente no usa cookies en primer lugar. Así que
incumplimos la GDPR orgullosoamente.
* Donate
Dejad una firma en el [[https://suragu.net/guestbook/guestbook.cgi][libro de visitas]].
If you want to help me to defraud the treasury, send cryptocurrencies
to the following address:
[[https://lain.dance][lain.dance]] inauguración 2024. Sitio web en el que podéis chequear como
se menea.
* Contacto
Para elogios, insultos, trabajos y amenazas de muerte, podeis mandarme
un mail a diego (arroba) suragu [punto] net. Suele funcionar. También
puedes usar XMPP. que es diego (arroba) scaringtheho (punto) es
* Donar
Si quieres ayudarme a defraudar a Hacienda, envía criptomonedas a las
siguientes direcciones:
- Monero: 87nNzDdnACV614EuueWcwiX16hYNr9cVMACzYExHvGRRf2sHDUydjNvFvoMRBRbJntgxanvE9vzGxLTgenydK8PuSMq9aXC
- Bitcoin: bc1q8k6f3ja8na82wl6ehw73uhy67d45pkhs63yvy5
* Mirrors
They might or might not be up, in the case that one of these mirrors
are down, send me an email and I'll fix them.
Puede ser que ni siquiera funcionen, en tal caso mandarme un correo y
lo arreglaré.
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<p>
<a href="http://sukamuzgxigntu7issqf3y5bfsskwg5zzrzbuqjaxxmhkfoxbgiy77qd.onion">[Tor]​</a> <a href="http://46egvt2hpvkqwm5xw4wyyozp6hkwvnmbcys7bi6rh4o4wktllpea.b32.i2p/">[I2P]​</a>
<a href="http://sukamuzgxigntu7issqf3y5bfsskwg5zzrzbuqjaxxmhkfoxbgiy77qd.onion">[Tor]​</a> <a href="http://46egvt2hpvkqwm5xw4wyyozp6hkwvnmbcys7bi6rh4o4wktllpea.b32.i2p/">[I2P]​</a>
</p>
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Sitio generado el {{{time(%Y-%m-%d a las %H:%M)}}}

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#+TITLE: SURAGU INDUSTRIES
#+HTML_HEAD_EXTRA: <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="css/styles.css"/>
#+HTML_HEAD_EXTRA: <meta name="viewport" content="initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no" />
#+EXPORT_FILE_NAME: index.html
* vpn.suragu.net
Bienvenido a la VPN de suragu.net, la darknet mas épica del multiverso
* Servicios al público
- [[https://searx.suragu.net][Searx]]
* Servicios administrativos
- [[http://bugs.suragu.net][Bugzilla]] - Tracker de bugs y tickets
- [[https://re.suragu.net:8006][PROXMOX VE]] (server) - Gestor de máquinas virtuales
- [[http://vpn.suragu.net][vpn.suragu.net]] Este sitio
- [[http://ntopng.suragu.net][ntopng]] monitor de red
* Message of the day
Niggas get laid I get paid

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* SURAGU’s Marijuana Reviews
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<h2 style="color:red;">(SURAGUのマリファナレビュー!!)</h2>
<h2 style="color:red;">(SURAGUの大麻レビュー!!)</h2>
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Creativity, It’s a known fact that grass increases creativity from
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meme
[[./img/covers/poly.jpg]]
** Gas Station Weed (The Legend of the Plug)
Sometimes, you're too lazy to go to the club to get your weed, because
the club is too far away, it's understandable to be lazy one day. But
I cannot be a weedless stoner, so I gotta call the Crazy Moor to get
some stuff, the Crazy Moor would give brick weed and brick hash to
everyone, so we ceased buying stuff from him, thing is that one day we
literally had no other choice because we ran out of weed and the club
was too far away and there was no human way to be there in time. This
guy is the McDonalds of weed, you can visit him at any time of day and
he replies your messages with "what the deal?" within 30
seconds. Thing is that this dude is going to take you to the most
weird places of the city, the "where the fuck my plug takin me" meme
ain't no meme.
We got some hash and weed from the Crazy Moor, and he has improved his
quality. A lot, we could not believe this was coming from the Crazy
Moor. I'm pretty happy that the guy could improve his stuff. I hope
his business goes well these days. Have a picture of a Perc
[[./img/covers/perc.jpg]]
** Turi's Hash
El dry del Turi me tiene hablando Español. Pegajoso pero
potentel. Este dry hace todo lo demás una felony de esas. Estaba
jugando al isaac y desbloquee el nuevo item: marihuana. Este dry me
tiene revisando las estadísticas S.M.A.R.T. de mi disco duro 2TB con
formato ZFS. Un tio que juega al osu! me dijo que este dry era una
mierda. Le denuncié por posesión de pornografía infantil. El hachis
del turi ha ganado las porrólimpiadas 3 veces seguidas. Estoy fumando
en esa perc 30 mientras escucho el soundtrack de Pulp Fiction. La zaza
de la tierra de Alá me tiene instalando Cirno XMPP Linux en la
lavadora. El hachis del turi va a tocar la Marcha Turca de Mozart en
tu riñón izquierdo. El THC descarboxilado me ha instalado Prosody XMPP
Server Under Debian Linux 12 en mi neuralink. La zaza de la puerta de
atrás me tiene dirigiendo una pelicula vanguardista de los años 50
[[./img/covers/reimu.jpg]]
** Richi's Hash
El bro me hookea con polen del bueno a un precio aún mejor. Ahora
mismo esta lloviendo y estoy chilleando en la terraza. Es un buen
ambiente. Tiene buen sabor y te deja tranquilito. nada malo. El líder
del género masculino, femenino y 39 tipos de hachis. El mataaliens. El
inigualable.
** Weeding
Según el richi: Gran potencia y sabor de marihuana. "tos, tos, tos,
tos" Cítrico. "muere" puta polla de mierda no se me levanta solo
quiero que se me levante joder darme viagra
Segun el Victor: Joer entra en la nariz eh? Alright. En hipotetico
caso de que tomases de lamer speed, que se te sube un regusto raro por
las encias hasta la nariz? Pues lo mismo con la weeding. ea, ea, ea,
ea
Según yo: Esta mierda sube bien. Ta potente, el richi me esta
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#+TITLE: suragu.net - Media I've consumed
#+TITLE: suragu.net - Media que he consumido
#+HTML_HEAD_EXTRA: <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="css/styles.css"/>
#+EXPORT_FILE_NAME: media.html
* Media I've consumed
Well, someone has said, that in this world there are people for
everything, or "it takes all sorts to make a world", so there must be
someone interested on the media I consume and what I think about
it. So here are music albums, movies and similar.
As i'm not a professional rater, I'm not gonna rate them, in numbers,
i'll just say what I think about the thing and that's it.
Una vez mi primo me dijo que en este mundo hay gente para
absolutamente todo, por lo tanto sería justo pensar que hay algún tío
que encuentre la multimedia que consumido interesante.
Pssss. You can get some of the media listed [[https://files.suragu.net/][here]].
Yo no soy aquí el fantano, mas que nada porque no soy gilipollas, asi
que aqui no hay reviews profesionales, porque nuevamente, no soy
gilipollas.
** Movies
I love the "guy who think he's cool" cinema.
** Películas
- *Pulp Fiction (1994)*: The movie is stupid, ridicolous and most
pejorative adjectives you can think of. But it's my favorite movie
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- *The Godfather (1972):* Masterpiece
- *Lady Snowblood (1973):* I loved Kill Bill. I loved this even more.
- *The great lebowski:* Same as fear and loathing in las vegas.
** Videogames
Well, now I got a decent computer in which I can play games
decently. I have completed all the storyline of these games unless
stated otherwhise.
** Videojuegos
Desde que tengo un pepino de ordenador puedo jugar a juegos.
- *Borderlands 2:* One of my favorite games.
- *Borderlands: The Pre-sequel*: Still playing it
- *Milk (out|in)side a bag of milk (out|in)side a bag of milk*: Had a [[./img/funny.png][funny frame]]
- *Borderlands 2:* Buen juego
- *Borderlands: The Pre-sequel*: No lo acabé nunca
- *Milk (out|in)side a bag of milk (out|in)side a bag of milk*: Had a
[[./img/funny.png][funny frame]]
- *GTA V* obra de arte
** Anime
I genuinely believe that all anime are garbage.
- *Serial Experiments Lain*: The anime is cool. I used to simp for Lain
but then I discovered I'm suragu, not a insecure, twitter user
- *Paranoia Agent*: I remember once a linguistics teacher I had told me
to watch this anime. I watched it and I really enjoyed it. A good
satire. I have keked big to this one.
- *Texhnolyze*: Made by the same guys that made Lain. But i enjoyed this
one more than Lain
- *Haibane Renmei*: Made by the same guy as Lain and Texhnolyze, this is
the only media that made me cry and i have 0 problems admitting it.
- *The curse of Kazuo Umezu*: I can't take gore animes seriously
because I analyze the situation, which makes me laugh
uncontrollably. Altough it was fun to watch.
- *Shoujo Tsubaki (1992)* : The thing stated above doesn't apply for this
one. This one is actually depressing.
- *Belladonna of Sadness (1973)*: Masterpiece. The Japanese version of
Pink Floyd's The Wall. Psychedelic, deep, and weird.
- *Jigoku Shoujo*: This death note and paranoia agent but with a
anime girl instead of a guy with a baseball bat. It also had a
[[./img/hell_marijuana.jpg][sublimal message]]
- *Perfect Blue (1997)*: Psychosis.
Yo de verdad pienso que todos los animes son una mierda
- *Serial Experiments Lain*: Buen anime :)))))))))))))))))))
- *Paranoia Agent*: Una vez un profesor de lengua me dijo que viera este
anime porque le dije que me gustó Lain
- *Texhnolyze*: Mejor que Lain
- *Haibane Renmei*: Curioso
- *Belladonna of Sadness (1973)*: Increible, literalmente The Wall anime
- *Perfect Blue (1997)*: Psicosis
- *The Boondocks*: I count it as an anime because this is literally
Samurai Champloo but Mugen and Jin are black people
** Books
I know how to read
Se leer
- *Neuromancer (1984)*: A drugaddict hacker needs to make money but he
can't work because he stole from his bosses.
** Music
This shit will never be complete.
Esto nunca va a estar completo.
a * means that I have a physical copy
Tengo pelo, no soy crítico de música. Si un álbum está aquí es porque
es mejor que Whole Lotta Red o mejor que D>E>A>T>H>M>E>T>A>L. Lo cual
hace que escucharlo sea una buena experiencia.
Un * significa que tengo una copia física
- *2hollis - 2* Durísimo. Un saludo a mi bro Cirno Whatsapp (cuando
quieras te haces la web cabrón)
- *21 Savage - Savage Mode II*
- *Anenzephalia - Ephemeral Dawn* No se puede hablar de un álbum de
power electronics en una línea.
- *Alice in Chains - Dirt*
- *Alice in Chains - Facelift*
- *Arpaviejas - La papela*
- *Arpaviejas - Ladrón de Almas* *Segundo mejor album de punk de este
país
- *Aphex Twin - ...I care because you do** IDM ambiental del bueno.
- *Big Moe - City of Syrup*
- *Blue Öyster Cult - Agents of Fortune* Epic
- *Blue Öyster Cult - Fire of unknown origin*
- *bôa - Twilight*
- *bôa - Twilight:* Está MUY bien que digan lo que quieran
- *Burzum - Burzum & Aske*
- *Burzum - Filosofem*
- *Burzum - Hvis lyset tar oss*: mi favorito de Burzum. Como me gustaría
que Varg no fuese deficiente mental.
- *CCR - Pendulum*
- *c418 - Minecraft volume alpha* Que se puede decir de este album
- *Chief Keef - Finally Rich*
- *Chief Keef - The Leek, Vol. 1:* Sounds like Korean Vaporwave
- *Current 93 - The light is leaving us all* What the hell have I
listened to.
- *Beckett - Beckett*: Can perfectly understand why Iron Maiden
plagiarized this.
- *Danny Brown - Atrocity exhibition*: Me ha molado mucho el rollo que tiene.
- *D.R.I. - Crossover* All songs are the same to be honest
- *D.R.I. - Thrash zone* Cool
- *Devon Hendryx - The Ghost~Pop tape* 🎵[[./img/guarra_anime_vodka.jpg][Girl you came into my life I
missed you so bad]] 🎵
- *Devon Hendryx - JOECHILLWORLD*
- *DJ Screw - All screwed up Vol. II*
- *DJ Screw - 3 N’ The Mornin’ Part One*
- *DJ Screw - 3 N' The Mornin' Part Two*
- *DJ Screw - The Legend*
- *Dr. Octagon - Dr. Octagonecologyst*: Kool Keith is a genius.
- *Dr. DOOOM - First come, first served*
- *Death in June - ...But what ends when the symbols shatter?* : El
neofolk es una cosa increíble.
- *Denzel Curry - Melt my eyez see your future*
- *Denzel Curry - Imperial*
- *Denzel Curry - Imperial*
- *Envidia Kotxina - Asi en la tierra komo en el zielo*
- *Echochamber - I'm real, I'm here:* Realmente maravilloso. * (gracias
akvvma <3)
- *Echochamber - Era*: Recompilación de sus anteriores trabajos. Ta
bien.
- *Eskorbuto - anti todo* Mejor album de punk del país
- *Eskorbuto - demasiados enemigos* Épico
- *Gospel - The Moon is a Dead world*
- *Goreshit - Steppa* Me ha gustado bastante, un saludo al marbl
- *Goreshit - Goretrance 9*
- *Hachazo - Ganas de guerra:* Buen punk español contempóraneo
- *Headache - The Head Hurts but the heart knows the truth*, Un placer
volver a verte, Don Marbl.
- *Iron Maiden - Somewhere in time* My favorite album from these dudes
- *Iron Maiden - Number of the beast*
- *Iron Maiden - Fear of the dark*
- *Iron Maiden - Powerslave*
- *Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy*-
- *Kanye West - Graduation*
- *Kanye West - Yeezus*
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- *Kendrick Lamar - Section.80*
- *Kendrick Lamar - good kid, m.A.A.d. city:* I listen to this album at night while doing stuff and I like it.
- *King Geedorah* - Take me to your leader
- *King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - PetroDragonic Apocalypse* Best
metal album of 2023
- *King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Nonagon Infinity*
- *The Offspring - Smash*: Best 90s albums I do not accept debate. *
- *The Offspring - Americana* *
- *Nirvana - Nevermind* *
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- *Extremoduro - Rock Transgresivo*
- *Extremoduro - Deltoya* *
- *Extremoduro - Canciones prohibidas*
- *Extremoduro - La Ley Innata:* This album made me understand music and
changed my life.
- *Extremoduro - La Ley Innata:* Este álbum me hizo entender la música y
cambió mi vida.
- *Robe - Mayéutica* Literalmente la ley innata 2
- *RAMLEH - Hole in the heart* No hay palabras para definir esto,
escuchatelo.
- *RAMLEH - Circular Time* Noise rock psicodélico *
- *Pearl Jam - Ten* *
- *Pink Floyd - The Dark side of the moon* *
- *Pink Floyd - Wish you were here* *
- *Pink Floyd - Animals* Their second best album *
- *Pink Floyd - The Wall* Their best album *
- *Pink Floyd - Meddle* *
- *Pig Destroyer - Prowler in the yard*: Muy bueno para cuando el
cercanias es el cercanias
- *Linkin park - Hybrid theory:* Hard as shit. *
- *Living Death - World neuroses* It’s alright
- *MF DOOM - Operation Doomsday*
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- *Guadalquivir - Camino del concierto*
- *Manglis - Escalera al cielo* Please listen to Manglis
- *Manglis - Dandy*
- *Mayhem - Deathcrush*
- *Mayhem - Live in Leipzig*
- *Mayhem - De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas*
- *Manteca - Bailando con cabras*
- *Manglis Compás Machine - Mandala* Legends says that this album cover
was stolen from a Russian website by Luis Cobo "Manglis" during the
@ -177,19 +218,113 @@ a * means that I have a physical copy
- *Neutral Milk Hotel - In the airplane over the sea:* Dude please learn how to sing.
- *Scattle - Backup*
- *Scattle - Visitors*
- *SpaceGhostPurrp - BLACKLAND RADIO 66.6*
- *SpaceGhostPurrp - Dark Angels*
- *SpaceGhostPurrp - NASA: The Mixtape*
- *Skullflower - IIIrd gatekeeper*
- *Posthuman - Atmósferas artificiales** Me encontré este CD en mi casa
precintado. Lo escuche y me gustó bastante, le pregunté a mi madre
por él y es lore.
- *PANCHIKO - D>E>A>T>H>M>E>T>A>L*: Shoegaze genérico sobrevalorado. Si
no tuviese una chica anime de portada no lo escucharía nadie.
- *TOOL - Lateralus*
- *JPEGMAFIA - Black Ben Carson* "Death Grips can't do this, bitch"
- *JPEGMAFIA - SCARING THE HOES*: Album of the year.
- *JPEGMAFIA - Veteran* Schizophrenia. Interesting subgenre of hip hop.
- *JPEGMAFIA - All my heroes are cornballs* Va durísimo
- *Venetian Snares - Detrimentalist*
- *Venetian Snares - Rossz Csillag Alatt Született*
- *Venetian Snares - Thank you for your consideration*
- *Venetian Snares - Songs about my cats* A mi gato (véase el logo del
sitio) le gusta este álbum no irónicamente. A veces se sienta a
escucharlo.
- *Viktor Vaughn - Vaudeville Villain*
- *Wu-Tang Clan - Enter the Wu-Tang*
- *Worldgrinder - Echochamber* Canciones cortas pero buenos beats.
- *Windows96: - One Hundred Mornings*.
- *Zabutom - Zeta force*
- *cLOUDEAD - cLOUDEAD*
- *death’s dynamic shroud.wmv - I’ll try living like this*: Used to love it. Now it gives me anxiety.
- *death’s dynamic shroud.wmv - I’ll try living like this*
- *smashing pumpkins - mellon collie and the infinite sadness:* My
mother likes it
- *S.O.D. - Speak English or Die*
- *Slowdive - Souvlaki* >/shoegaze/
- *Slowdive - Souvlaki* />shoegaze/
- *suicideboys - I want to die in new orleans* *
- *わたしのココ - カラダは正直:* I was told by my friend that this was noise, I thought noise was about making music breaking plates and stuff. Album was good.
- *ミドリ - あらためまして、はじめまして、ミドリです:* Pictures schizophrenia pretty well.
- *suigetsu - ethereal kid* Buen ambient
- *Survival Unit - Fentanyl Martyrs* Cuando estás enfadado el power
electronics entra solo.
- *わたしのココ - カラダは正直:* I was told by my friend that this was
noise, I thought noise was about making music breaking plates and
stuff. Album was good.
- *ミドリ - あらためまして、はじめまして、ミドリです*:* El CD venia con
un póster y el póster en cuestión es la portada del álbum pero en
plan completa y jodidamente grande. Era tan grande que el escaner
se quedó pequeño. El álbum es Jazz Punk esquizofrénico, está muy
bien.
- *Mass of the fermenting dregs - ワールドイズユアーズ*: Un día
estabamos todos los chavales escuchando este album y el ordenador
como era una mierda se colgó, haciendo que una canción entrese en
bucle, el tema es que se habia colgado de una forma en la que nunca
se salía del compás, tardamos 15 minutos en darnos cuenta que el
ordenador se había colgado y llevabamos 15 minutos escuchando el
mismo compás.
- *輕描淡寫 - 小​圈​子*
- *輕描淡寫 - 眼泪含泪*
#+begin_export html
<b style="color:red;">ESTO NO ES MÚSICA OTAKU!</b>
#+end_export
- *Kan Mikami - ひらく夢などあるじゃなし* Puede ser lo mejor que
haya salido de Japón
- *Kan Mikami* - The World of Kan Mikami
- *Yoshiko Sai - Taiji no yume* Album loco con características de
flamenco, la leyenda dice que la autora fue la novia que invitó a El
Pelos 4 porros.
- 梶 芽衣子 - 梶芽衣子のはじき詩集 - Buen album, usado en Lady
Snowblood, luego calcada por Kill Bill, pero oye el álbum es
maravilloso y esas dos pelis también.
- *Yoshiko Sai - Mangekyou*
- 戸川純 - 玉姫様: Menos mal que existe mierda como esta de verdad lo
digo.
- *THE STALIN* - Stop Jap
- *Boris - Flood:* De "bro esto que es" a pink floyd a noise a "bro esto
que es". Experiencia legendaria, un album muy recomendable.
- *Boris - Akuma no Uta*
- *Boris - Dronevil*
- *Kan Mikami & Hijokaidan - Mikamikaidan*: :^), simplemente. :^)
- *Maki Asakawa - Rear Window*
- *Hako Yamasaki - Indigo Poetry*
- *Carmen Maki - Poems in the midnight*: Me gusta mucho los interludios
hablados.
- *Doji Morita - A boy* La guitarra muy buena y la voz increíble
#+begin_export html
<p><b style="color:white;">EBIN MUSIC </b><b style="color:blue;">:DDDDDDDDDDD</b></p>
#+end_export
Tras escuchar música finlandesa he llegado a la conclusión de que esta
gente está petada de la putísima cabeza.
- *Barathrum - Hailstorm* Mas complicado de escuchar siendo honestos
- *Clandestine Blaze - Tranquility of dead:* La canción homonima es una maravilla x--D
- *Forgjord - Ajasta Ikuisuuteen* Metal gondola realmente xDDDD
- *Horna - Ääniä Yössä* xDDDDD
- *Nekrokrist SS - Neljän Käärmeen Veljeskunta* El berdadero esbando putas :DDDDDDDDD
- *SIELNUVIHOLLINEN - Kuolonkylväjä* :---DDDDD
- *Sargeist - Let the devil in* Ebin riffs :-DDDD
- *Satanic Warmaster - Carelian Satanist Maddness* :D :D :---
#+begin_export html
<b style="color:white;">Cosas apuntadas que eventualmente me escucharé, y si las tengo aquí se me olvidarán menos, me gustaría pensar</b>
#+end_export
- Death Grips - Exmilitary
- SpaceGhostPurrp - Intoxxxicated
- Black Metal Finlandés x-DDD :DDDDDDDDD
- Noise Finlandés :------D :D :D :-D
- JPEGMAFIA - Communist Slow Jams
- Punk de por ahí
- Lo de Whitehouse, aún no he decaido tanto mentalmente pero a poco
estoy.
- Lo de Taller de Concreto.
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#+HTML_HEAD_EXTRA: <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="../css/styles.css"/>
* Gemini is garbage and you are coping
In the infinite search for wanting to be cool online, "humans" created
the Gemini protocol as an alternative to the "bloatted" HTTP
protocol. And they created an alternative protocol to deliver text
over wires. The gemini protocol was created not to fix the problems of
HTTP but to "create a whole new web".
This is retarded. The problem with the internet is not the
protocol. It's the fact that any idiot can come here and say
whatever. The problem is not how the HTTP delivers text. The problem
is how users use that text.
Some people might say "but in gemini/gopher" there's no JavaScript!!
yeah no shit man. Guess what. Gemini/Gopher just transfer text so if
someone wants to implement JavaScript in a Gemini client. They will do
it because there's nothing holding them against that. What now?
I'm going to spit a fact that will make Drew DeVault put his hands on
his head: The internet does not move on goodness. It moves on MONEY,
All we ever cared about was on making money! And Gemini, as according
by this same dude [[https://drewdevault.com/2020/11/01/What-is-Gemini-anyway.html][is garbage]][fn:1]. Can you name a Gemini browser? I
can. Kristall. Like the hoe from The Boondocks. The browser itself is
unusable garbage. I'd try the browser for this blog post but the only
gemini site alive (Drew's site) is down so I cannot try it. If anyone
knows another gemini site please email me so I can update this post:
diego (at) suragu (dot) net.
Does gemini actually improves anything? No. it is a downgrade. The way
that a downgrade from HTTP to Gemini differs from an industrial
society to a agriculture society is that industrial society has done a
lot of harm while HTTP is just a consequence of it.
According to Drew views of "The Future". You'd have to use a browser
which cannot even connect to gemini sites, have no CSS and no
interaction whatsoever (at this point why don't we download blogposts
through FTP or rsync?). And it only gets worse because according to
the Wikipedia, Gemini does not want to replace Gopher or HTTP.
Then why the fuck does this shit exist? As an alternative to HTTP?
Yeah, I'm going to offer a gemini mirror of my site. I am going to
manually convert every fucking file in this site so your ass can see
it in Gemini. I'm not going to double my work so you can read this
shit. I already did that 3 years ago and it was a pain in the
ass. Never again. Other sites literally will publish gemini exclusive
content. Needless to say their grandma will read them. Not me.
Now, talking technically. There's a problem with Gemini. What if the
guy who develops this protocol gets hit by a bus? What if this dude
decides that computers were a mistake and moves to the mountain? What
would happen with gemini?. Again, this protocol has not been submited
to the IETF. This makes gemini subject of change. This shit ain't not
even supported by main things (like Firefox, chrome or more niche
software like wget) because there's not even a draft standard. No one
knows how to implement it. And no one is going to bother on writing a
formal standards for a shit protocol created by a guy who misses
gopher. There's no standard port. There's no standard media I mean, I
can understand why someone would NOT want to talk to the IANA or the
IETF. I cannot imagine how the Internet bureaucracy actually
works. But like my English teacher used to say: "you've made your bed,
now lie in it"
Oh but hold on! You can proxy your text from the "geminispace" to
HTTP. Holy shit yes! I want my site to look like a generic Hugo site
because I want it to be in the GEMINISPACE and only proxy it to the
actual World Wide Web though another software so I can be /elite/. This
is stupid. Why would someone do this unironically?
As theres also no CSS (and no JavaScript, but I simpathize with this
actually) all websites look the same. So basically every website looks
like it was designed (not even this because there's no design) by the
same person. And there's nothing differencing your site from the site
of a dude in Vietnam. If this looks good to you because "no
bloat". Congratulations man. You've left your jokes in the 2019-2021
arc of \/g\/.
I don't know about Drew or other Gemini simpathizers. But I think I
have things worth saying and worth reading. And as I think this. I
want people to actually read my stuff and think about what they have
read. This is impossible if I'm using the Gemini protocol, not because
it is a bad protocol (in Gemtext a paragraph is a line so it is indeed
garbage) but because no one uses it. Or have you ever prompted up
a Gemini browser and did your everyday tasks on it? Have you ever
accomplished something in Gemini? Have you ever read something
interesting rather than a rant in Gemini? Of course you haven't
because there's nothing worth reading in there. Just people ranting
about JavaScript and how bloated the net has become. What they don't
know is that that style of website has existed since the 90s and.
The geminispace (and the internet itself) is like a big liminal
space. There's nothing to do in there. Just go to the next room and to
the next room. In the hope you find your way out of this maze.
I'd talk about the Gopher protocol but it is as dead as
dead. Literally no one using it. But unlike Gemini. Gopher is [[https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc1436][formally
defined.]] This make it more attractive to organizations who cannot
trust a dude in his room. :^)
They sold me the Gemini protocol as the future some years ago. Seems
like it did not work because you do not see NPCs of life takling about
the Gemini protocol like they did about NFTs or AIs. you know why?
Because again, the internet does not move on goodness, but on money.
[fn:1] This dude truly expects people to use =openssl s_client= to read
his site?

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#+OPTIONS: num:nil p:nil pri:nil stat:nil tags:nil tasks:nil tex:nil timestamp:nil toc:nil title:nil
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#+TITLE: suragu.net - Gemini & Gopher are garbage and you're coping
#+HTML_HEAD_EXTRA: <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="../css/styles.css"/>
* Gemini is garbage and you are coping
In the infinite search for wanting to be cool online, "humans" created
the Gemini protocol as an alternative to the "bloatted" HTTP
protocol. And they created an alternative protocol to deliver text
over wires. The gemini protocol was created not to fix the problems of
HTTP but to "create a whole new web".
This is retarded. The problem with the internet is not the
protocol. It's the fact that any idiot can come here and say
whatever. The problem is not how the HTTP delivers text. The problem
is how users use that text.
Some people might say "but in gemini/gopher" there's no JavaScript!!
yeah no shit man. Guess what. Gemini/Gopher just transfer text so if
someone wants to implement JavaScript in a Gemini client. They will do
it because there's nothing holding them against that. What now?
I'm going to spit a fact that will make Drew DeVault put his hands on
his head: The internet does not move on goodness. It moves on MONEY,
All we ever cared about was on making money! And Gemini, as according
by this same dude [[https://drewdevault.com/2020/11/01/What-is-Gemini-anyway.html][is garbage]][fn:1]. Can you name a Gemini browser? I
can. Kristall. Like the hoe from The Boondocks. The browser itself is
unusable garbage. I'd try the browser for this blog post but the only
gemini site alive (Drew's site) is down so I cannot try it. If anyone
knows another gemini site please email me so I can update this post:
diego (at) suragu (dot) net.
Does gemini actually improves anything? No. it is a downgrade. The way
that a downgrade from HTTP to Gemini differs from an industrial
society to a agriculture society is that industrial society has done a
lot of harm while HTTP is just a consequence of it.
According to Drew views of "The Future". You'd have to use a browser
which cannot even connect to gemini sites, have no CSS and no
interaction whatsoever (at this point why don't we download blogposts
through FTP or rsync?). And it only gets worse because according to
the Wikipedia, Gemini does not want to replace Gopher or HTTP.
Then why the fuck does this shit exist? As an alternative to HTTP?
Yeah, I'm going to offer a gemini mirror of my site. I am going to
manually convert every fucking file in this site so your ass can see
it in Gemini. I'm not going to double my work so you can read this
shit. I already did that 3 years ago and it was a pain in the
ass. Never again. Other sites literally will publish gemini exclusive
content. Needless to say their grandma will read them. Not me.
Now, talking technically. There's a problem with Gemini. What if the
guy who develops this protocol gets hit by a bus? What if this dude
decides that computers were a mistake and moves to the mountain? What
would happen with gemini?. Again, this protocol has not been submited
to the IETF. This makes gemini subject of change. This shit ain't not
even supported by main things (like Firefox, chrome or more niche
software like wget) because there's not even a draft standard. No one
knows how to implement it. And no one is going to bother on writing a
formal standards for a shit protocol created by a guy who misses
gopher. There's no standard port. There's no standard media I mean, I
can understand why someone would NOT want to talk to the IANA or the
IETF. I cannot imagine how the Internet bureaucracy actually
works. But like my English teacher used to say: "you've made your bed,
now lie in it"
Oh but hold on! You can proxy your text from the "geminispace" to
HTTP. Holy shit yes! I want my site to look like a generic Hugo site
because I want it to be in the GEMINISPACE and only proxy it to the
actual World Wide Web though another software so I can be /elite/. This
is stupid. Why would someone do this unironically?
As theres also no CSS (and no JavaScript, but I simpathize with this
actually) all websites look the same. So basically every website looks
like it was designed (not even this because there's no design) by the
same person. And there's nothing differencing your site from the site
of a dude in Vietnam. If this looks good to you because "no
bloat". Congratulations man. You've left your jokes in the 2019-2021
arc of \/g\/.
I don't know about Drew or other Gemini simpathizers. But I think I
have things worth saying and worth reading. And as I think this. I
want people to actually read my stuff and think about what they have
read. This is impossible if I'm using the Gemini protocol, not because
it is a bad protocol (in Gemtext a paragraph is a line so it is indeed
garbage) but because no one uses it. Or have you ever prompted up
a Gemini browser and did your everyday tasks on it? Have you ever
accomplished something in Gemini? Have you ever read something
interesting rather than a rant in Gemini? Of course you haven't
because there's nothing worth reading in there. Just people ranting
about JavaScript and how bloated the net has become. What they don't
know is that that style of website has existed since the 90s and.
The geminispace (and the internet itself) is like a big liminal
space. There's nothing to do in there. Just go to the next room and to
the next room. In the hope you find your way out of this maze.
I'd talk about the Gopher protocol but it is as dead as
dead. Literally no one using it. But unlike Gemini. Gopher is [[https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc1436][formally
defined.]] This make it more attractive to organizations who cannot
trust a dude in his room. :^)
They sold me the Gemini protocol as the future some years ago. Seems
like it did not work because you do not see NPCs of life takling about
the Gemini protocol like they did about NFTs or AIs. you know why?
Because again, the internet does not move on goodness, but on money.
[fn:1] This dude truly expects people to use =openssl s_client= to read
his site?

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#+options: toc:nil
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#+OPTIONS: html-style:nil
#+OPTIONS: num:nil p:nil pri:nil stat:nil tags:nil tasks:nil tex:nil timestamp:nil toc:nil title:nil
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#+TITLE: suragu.net - Gemini & Gopher are garbage and you're coping
#+HTML_HEAD_EXTRA: <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="../css/styles.css"/>
* Gemini is garbage and you are coping
In the infinite search for wanting to be cool online, "humans" created
the Gemini protocol as an alternative to the "bloatted" HTTP
protocol. And they created an alternative protocol to deliver text
over wires. The gemini protocol was created not to fix the problems of
HTTP but to "create a whole new web".
This is retarded. The problem with the internet is not the
protocol. It's the fact that any idiot can come here and say
whatever. The problem is not how the HTTP delivers text. The problem
is how users use that text.
Some people might say "but in gemini/gopher" there's no JavaScript!!
yeah no shit man. Guess what. Gemini/Gopher just transfer text so if
someone wants to implement JavaScript in a Gemini client. They will do
it because there's nothing holding them against that. What now?
I'm going to spit a fact that will make Drew DeVault put his hands on
his head: The internet does not move on goodness. It moves on MONEY,
All we ever cared about was on making money! And Gemini, as according
by this same dude [[https://drewdevault.com/2020/11/01/What-is-Gemini-anyway.html][is garbage]][fn:1]. Can you name a Gemini browser? I
can. Kristall. Like the hoe from The Boondocks. The browser itself is
unusable garbage. I'd try the browser for this blog post but the only
gemini site alive (Drew's site) is down so I cannot try it. If anyone
knows another gemini site please email me so I can update this post:
diego (at) suragu (dot) net.
Does gemini actually improves anything? No. it is a downgrade. The way
that a downgrade from HTTP to Gemini differs from an industrial
society to a agriculture society is that industrial society has done a
lot of harm while HTTP is just a consequence of it.
According to Drew views of "The Future". You'd have to use a browser
which cannot even connect to gemini sites, have no CSS and no
interaction whatsoever (at this point why don't we download blogposts
through FTP or rsync?). And it only gets worse because according to
the Wikipedia, Gemini does not want to replace Gopher or HTTP.
Then why the fuck does this shit exist? As an alternative to HTTP?
Yeah, I'm going to offer a gemini mirror of my site. I am going to
manually convert every fucking file in this site so your ass can see
it in Gemini. I'm not going to double my work so you can read this
shit. I already did that 3 years ago and it was a pain in the
ass. Never again. Other sites literally will publish gemini exclusive
content. Needless to say their grandma will read them. Not me.
Now, talking technically. There's a problem with Gemini. What if the
guy who develops this protocol gets hit by a bus? What if this dude
decides that computers were a mistake and moves to the mountain? What
would happen with gemini?. Again, this protocol has not been submited
to the IETF. This makes gemini subject of change. This shit ain't not
even supported by main things (like Firefox, chrome or more niche
software like wget) because there's not even a draft standard. No one
knows how to implement it. And no one is going to bother on writing a
formal standards for a shit protocol created by a guy who misses
gopher. There's no standard port. There's no standard media I mean, I
can understand why someone would NOT want to talk to the IANA or the
IETF. I cannot imagine how the Internet bureaucracy actually
works. But like my English teacher used to say: "you've made your bed,
now lie in it"
Oh but hold on! You can proxy your text from the "geminispace" to
HTTP. Holy shit yes! I want my site to look like a generic Hugo site
because I want it to be in the GEMINISPACE and only proxy it to the
actual World Wide Web though another software so I can be /elite/. This
is stupid. Why would someone do this unironically?
As theres also no CSS (and no JavaScript, but I simpathize with this
actually) all websites look the same. So basically every website looks
like it was designed (not even this because there's no design) by the
same person. And there's nothing differencing your site from the site
of a dude in Vietnam. If this looks good to you because "no
bloat". Congratulations man. You've left your jokes in the 2019-2021
arc of \/g\/.
I don't know about Drew or other Gemini simpathizers. But I think I
have things worth saying and worth reading. And as I think this. I
want people to actually read my stuff and think about what they have
read. This is impossible if I'm using the Gemini protocol, not because
it is a bad protocol (in Gemtext a paragraph is a line so it is indeed
garbage) but because no one uses it. Or have you ever prompted up
a Gemini browser and did your everyday tasks on it? Have you ever
accomplished something in Gemini? Have you ever read something
interesting rather than a rant in Gemini? Of course you haven't
because there's nothing worth reading in there. Just people ranting
about JavaScript and how bloated the net has become. What they don't
know is that that style of website has existed since the 90s and.
The geminispace (and the internet itself) is like a big liminal
space. There's nothing to do in there. Just go to the next room and to
the next room. In the hope you find your way out of this maze.
I'd talk about the Gopher protocol but it is as dead as
dead. Literally no one using it. But unlike Gemini. Gopher is [[https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc1436][formally
defined.]] This make it more attractive to organizations who cannot
trust a dude in his room. :^)
They sold me the Gemini protocol as the future some years ago. Seems
like it did not work because you do not see NPCs of life takling about
the Gemini protocol like they did about NFTs or AIs. you know why?
Because again, the internet does not move on goodness, but on money.
[fn:1] This dude truly expects people to use =openssl s_client= to read
his site?

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#+author: Roberto Cornell
* suragu.net tech posts
* suragu.net tecnología
I have a [[../blog/][blog]], but I to keep it to very weird things that come to my
mind that don't require text formatting, images, or anything that is
not plain text.
La intención de esta sección del sitio web es para hacer un espacio
relacionado con la tecnología. Odio la tecnología así que la he
contenido en su propio directorio.
The intention of this section of my website is to make a space for all
the weird things that are related with tech. Which mostly always
require formatting like syntax highlighting, images, or monospaced
text. So I decided to create this section for the tech related posts.
These articles are sorted from oldest to newest.
Están ordenados de mas viejo a mas nuevo porque no me he molestado en
automatizar esta parte del sitio.
1. [[./org_mode_as_ssg.html][org-mode as static site generator]]
2. [[./freebsd_as_desktop.html][raoul's experiences with FreeBSD as desktop.]]
@ -34,5 +30,7 @@ These articles are sorted from oldest to newest.
11. [[./void.html][If IQ was given like Dopamine, Arch Linux would not exist]]
12. [[./guitar.html][How to play the Guitar on Void Linux]]
13. [[./technology.html][Technology was a mistake]]
14. [[./proxmox.html][No one man should have all that power]]
15. [[./gemini.html][Gemini is garbage and you're coping]]
16. [[./ipv6.html][Ghetto IPv6 from The Hood]]
17. [[./xiaomi.html][Mi cruzada contra China]]

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* Ghetto IPv6 from The Hood
So we ran out of IPv4 addresses because despite all the news warning
about low natality rate, there are now 8 billion people in the
world. It doubles the number of possible IPv4 addresses (and let's
ignore the fact some billion of IP addresses cannot be even used
because they're reserved for special use). The reason of why they
thought 4 billion addresses would be enough is because they assumed no
one would be stupid enough to have a computer at home.
To solve the problem of the IPv4 address exhaustion was to create
IPv6, which solved the problem by increasing the maximum number of
IPv6 addresses to 340 sextillion. This sounds good! And it is!. But
there's a plot twist.
Men lie, women lie, but the numbers don't. According to Google only
the 42% of the internet makes IPv6 connections. ipv6-test.com
estimates that 67% of people have IPv6 connection. At high school I
had a teacher who said a saying that i have engraved in fire in my
soul: "There are truths, lies and stadistics". Obviously, ain't no way
67% of people with access to internet have IPv6. Remember the point of
IPv6 is to give a *different* IPv6 address to each device. So this
increment the rate of "IPv6 connected device".
In Spain only the 2% of the population have IPv6. Apparently I'm the
98% of Spain's population. Because everyone seems to have IPv6 but
me. I am not going to mention the Ms_Snow_OwO incident[fn:1] because I don't
want to get mad at people which does not exist again.
You can call me either ambitious or retarded. But if I want something
I will do whatever I have to get it. I did not have IPv6 at home but I
wanted it just because. So me and a friend decided to do the most
ghetto thing ever: To set up a wireguard tunnel with IPv6 and give
addresses to every Christ in my LAN through SLAAC.
[[../img/evil-laugh.gif]]
Figure 1: Delegao and I negotiating a /56 IPv6 block
So basically I have now two routers. The shit router which the ISP
gives me and the Raspberry Pi whose only purpose in life is to give
IPv6 to every Christ in my network. Even when devices do NOT ask for
an IPv6 address. It will give them anyways.
Setting this thing up was very easy in Linux and impossible to do in
this shit operating system for people who want to look cool called
"OpenBSD" (pf is MUUUUUUCH better than this garbage called iptables
though). Basically all the required software was WireGuard and
radvd. Literally nothing else. You can use your favorite tunneling
(open vpn or Cisco™ AnyConnect™) software provided it gives you at
least a /64 address block.
So once you have your /64 address block in your new router. What you
have to do is to announce it in your LAN. For this you use radvd. A
SLAAC server. This is stupidly easy to configure:
#+begin_src conf-space
interface eth0 {
AdvSendAdvert on;
MinRtrAdvInterval 30;
MaxRtrAdvInterval 100;
prefix 2605:6400:c022:e000::/64 {
AdvOnLink on;
AdvAutonomous on;
AdvRouterAddr off;
};
};
#+end_src
This configuration would be enough for the new router to shill the /64
block to every God in the LAN. After you run =systemctl enable --now
radvd= every device will get an IPv6 address against its will. But you
won't be able to surf the most unknown of darknets until you run
=sysctl -w net.ipv6.conf.all.forwarding=1=. Otherwise you will literally
not get anywhere in the IPv6 darknet. It's a darknet because no one
has access to it normally.
Then you can go in any device in your lan to https://ipv6-test.com and
see how it's going. To see whether you truly have IPv6 or suragu.net
lied to you.
If you want to do this. I'd recommend getting a VPS server close to
where you are geographically because despite "The Wired" destroys
physical borders you still have to get to the server. And if you're in
Madrid and your IPv6 Wireguard server is in Osaka, you'll first have
to go to Osaka before you actually get somewhere. Giving it at least
300ms of latency. So keep that in mind.
But why would someone want IPv6? I don't know. Because I can?
[fn:1]: Basically a twitter person called Ms_Snow_OwO hacked into the
RIPE account of Orange Spain. Making all their BGP routers
useless. Despite I'm in favour of the cause. Fuck you Ms_Snow_OwO, I
had to solve Jiras when you decided to destroy the internet connection
of an entire country.

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* No one man should have all that power
One day a based guy flexed me his epic server setup, which has a lot
of services, each of them running in different virtual machines using
Proxmox. I thought it was pretty epic, so I decided to copy it.
Proxmox is a virtual machine manager based on Debian, according to
wikipedia "Proxmox Virtual Environment (Proxmox VE or PVE) is a
hyper-converged infrastructure open-source software." But none of
those words are in the Bible. So I will stick to my definition.
My T400 is on his deathbed these days, it is powering off
automatically after some time running (this could be a battery/charge
issue, I will change the charger when I finish writing this) so I
got 2 VPS, one on a good VPS provider and the other in Delegao Ltd.
When this guy asked me what OS I wanted on the server I said Proxmox
for the laughs, but having a virtual machine virtualizing other
virtual machines is something that for funny how it sounds, works
pretty well.
The host server is a normal QEMU virtual machine with 8GB of ram, 80GB
of storage and a 2.6GHz 4 core processor. May sound shitty but as the
host is a friend of mine I can call this guy in any moment and say
[[https://memepedia.ru/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/igor-bogdanov-s-telefonom-1.jpg][pump it]]
Something pretty cool about Proxmox is you can create VMs as well as
LXC containers (which use less resources than VMs as they're *VERY*
glorified chroots), so my recommendation would be to use LXC if you're
going to set up a Linux machine and a VM if you're going to set up a BSD
or, I don't know, plan 9.
The purpose of this post is to flex my Proxmox setup not gonna lie.
* Load balancer
As I said, the T400 is fucking dying. And I wanted to have suragu.net
up most of the time. So I set up a mirror of my website in 3 servers
(https://do.suragu.net http://re.suragu.net and http://mi.suragu.net
(this one is the dreaded T400)). And suragu.net points to
re.suragu.net, port 80 and 433 of this IP address is NAT'ed to the
haproxy virtual machine.
There are some difference between one server and anothers (for now the
only difference is the video played in the [[https://suragu.net/dajklsahfd][404 page]].
* Virtual Private Network
I have a Virtual Private Network to connect all these VMs and physical
machines such as my desktop, laptop and phone so they can access each
other. I use Wireguard as tunnel software because I'm not mentally
ill... I think.
The VPN is running in the "router" machine, which runs the latest
OpenBSD version, 7.2. The only purpose of this machine is to run
wireguard and serve as router. Nothing else.
* DNS Server
I tried to set up pi-hole, but it was made by some idiot which wrote the
worst Makefile known to mankind so I could not install it, so I
decided to go the old way. Using unbound. [[https://suragu.net/tech_posts/adblock.html][There's a anime website
explaining how to do it]]. After solving issues because of the VPN
routing stuff, (basically allowing 10.0.0.0/16 in unbound config) it
basically worked, so I could add the following line to the wireguard
config in my devices:
#+begin_src bash
DNS = 10.0.0.15 # This is MY IP address it might differ from yours
#+end_src
So everytime I bring the VPN up in my devices I will have an adblocker
in a DNS server I trust.
As I have my own DNS server, I can create my own domains which
resolves to the IP address inside the VPN.
* ntopng
ntopng is computer software for monitoring traffic on a computer
network. It also contains a web interface in which you can see the
traffic status, what kind of traffic it is (http, tcp, ssh), where it
comes from, and where it is going. I have it running in the main node
(the one that runs proxmox) because it is the only machine in which
all the traffic goes through.
* Mail server
Yeah I also have a Debian container running an email server, as the
pain of setting up an email server is unbeareable, I have used
[[https://github.com/lukesmith/emailwiz][emailwiz]], a script by the old legend known as Luke Smith, which also
installs spamassassin which is pretty great. And it makes it work with
aliases and multiple domain if you're bold enough to read the
documentation.
I should create a control panel to manage aliases, users and stuff,
written in perl, obviously.
* Kanboard
[[https://kanboard.org][Kanboard]] is a kanban board which basically keeps track of the things you
have to do in general. Good for keeping track of your tasks or of your
life ni general.
* Dokuwiki
I was too lazy to install MediaWiki so I just installed DokuWiki
because it's easier to install. configure and use in general. And does
the exact same shit plus dokuwiki has that 2005 aesthetic which can
only be replicated by Monobook.
* Cheatsheet for configuration
It's pretty epic to have all the VMs you want, but as my surname is
not Rockefeller or Rothschild, I cannot have more than 1 IP
address. So I have to do some kind of port forwarding to each IP
address, this is done with IP tables NAT rules. It is not that
hard. this is the bsae command I found on an very SEO optimized Indian
website:
#+begin_src bash
iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -i <INTERFACE> -p <tcp|udp> --dport <PORT> -j DNAT --to <DESTINATION_ADDRESS>:<PORT>
#+end_src
And that will just work, the whole networking thing on Linux is a
fucking joke so each time you reboot your server it will delete the
rules so run =iptables-save= once in a while and check the
=iptables-restore= manpage.
* Ansible
Ansible is a thing that people use to "manage the servers",
"configuration management", and "application deployment functionality"
but that's just a fancy way to say "run the same commands in multiple
servers automatically". Because that's truly the only thing it works
for. You can write playbooks (in YAML format because we never learn)
in which you write the commands you want to the execute, the debug
commands and what to do in case of exceptions. I've written a few
playbooks and they're available on my [[https://git.suragu.net/svragv/ansible-playbooks][git]].

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* Technology was a mistake
#+begin_quote
"I actually started off majoring in computer science, but I knew right
away I wasn't going to stay with it. It was because I had this one
professor who was the loneliest, saddest man I've ever known. He was a
programmer, and I knew that I didn't want to do whatever he did."
--- Jermaine Lamarr Cole
#+end_quote
One day I will be with my firstborn son in the middle of Mataelpino,
and he will ask what I was doing when AIs took the world, how humanity

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* Mi cruzada contra china
#+begin_export html
<video width="320" height="240" controls>
<source src="/vid/vivaldi_winter.webm" type="video/webm">
Your browser does not support the video tag.
</video>
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Nos ha jodido, si nos dan una mierda es normal que no la queramos,
MIUI es una mierda que es literalmente bloatware, spyware, shitware,
shovelware y absolutamente todo lo malo que pueda tener un sistema
operativo, es incluso peor que windows, con windows al menos solo
tienes la mierda de Microsoft, pero es que con MIUI tienes
genuinamente la mierda de Google y de Xiaomi (y en algunos paises la
mierda de tu operadora también).
Los teléfonos móviles de hoy son literalmente el sueño de
Goebbels. Esto vale para espíar, espíar y espíar. Y para consumir
contenido. Porque es jodidamente dificil ser productivo en un móvil.
Los móviles de Apple realmente están bastante bien pero Apple es una
jodienda como compañía que no puede hacer nada bien. Las compañías de
Android son subnormales que lo hacen incluso peor.
En los moviles con Android al menos se pueden hacer cosas como
instalar roms personalizadas, desbloquear la mierda y flashear tu
propia mierda. Pero esto es mas o menos polémico dependiendo del
fabricante.
Los moviles Xiaomi son una jodienda porque estás literalmente bajo el
yugo de Pekín. Veréis, para hacer lo que tu quieras con tu movil
primero tienes que desbloquear el bootloader, para que puedas flashear
el móvil y se la sude lo que haya en las particiones. Xiaomi te deja
hacer esto después de pasar por una tortura conocida como burocracia.
Esto es absurdo. Por que cojones me tenéis que hacer esperar para
desbloquear el bootloader. ¿Para que me arrepienta y no lo haga?
Subnormal, solo me estás dando mas razones para salir de tu jodienda
de sistema operativo.
Bien, en algunos móviles con procesador MediaTek (que son una mierda
por cierto, pero tienen algo que los snapdragon no tienen, mas sobre
esto luego) son vulnerables a un exploit con nombre otaku:
kamakiri. Esto es un bootrom exploit para algunos SoCs MediaTek. Que
realmente te da control sobre todo el dispositivo. Como si fueses un
Reparador Autorizado™.
Mira, no voy a hablar de lo cuestionable que es que haya que recurrir
a un exploit para arreglar tu dispositivo o querer modificarlo. Pero
es jodidisimamente horrible.
** Desbloquear el bootloader sudando polla
A ver, esto se ha hecho en un Redmi Note 9, pero tendría que funcionar
en cualquier cosa que corra un MediaTek compatible.
Bien, para que el kamakiri funcione tienes que hacer una cosa
rarísima: parchear el Kernel de linux (funciona en Windows pero estás
tu que voy a instalar Windows para explicar como va esto en
Windows). Como compilar el kernel de linux da muchísima pereza, hay
kernels prebuilt que podría bootear en Debian, el problema es que como
tengo zfs no puedo usar kerneles de por ahí. Por que los de Linux son
subnormales y no meten el código de zfs en el kernel. Pero bueno, para
la fortuna de to cristo, el proyecto de MTKClient (programa que se
aprovecha del exploit este) tiene una ISO de Xubuntu con el kernel
parcheado en el que puedes ejecutar esto y todo lo que tu quieras.
La página del proyecto es [[https://github.com/bkerler/mtkclient]] y
puedes descargar la ISO desde ahí.
Lo lo que hice porque soy un vago de mierda fue poner la ISO en una
máquina virtual y habilitar el forwarder de USB de virt-manager para
que la VM con esa ISO pudiese ejecutar el exploit en el móvil.
Vale, para ejecutar el exploit tienes que abrir el mtkclientgui (está
en el escritorio). Apagar el movil, enchufarlo, y pulsar el botón de
power + volumen abajo + volumen arriba. Esto hará que el móvil entre
en modo EDL (o sea, el fastboot del fastboot). En el móvil no se verá
nada. Es normal. Pero el mtkclient va a reconocer el movil y va a
ejecutar el exploit. Felicidades! Ya eres un Reparador
Autorizado™. Ahora puedes hacer realmente lo que te salga de la polla.
Dale click a la pestaña de "flash tools". Dale click a unlock
bootloader. Ala, ya está, eres libre.
** Instalar una Custom ROM
Ahora reinicia en el fastboot. Y flashea el firmware que LineageOS o
la ROM que uses te diga que tengas de base. Esto se puede hacer en
fastboot buscando el firmware original por internet. En el caso del
Redmi Note 9 tiene que tener Android 11. Es MUY importante que se
respete esto porque sino directamente el recovery no te va a funcionar
o la custom ROM hará cosas raras como apagarse solo. Se puede
descargar [[https://xiaomifirmwareupdater.com/miui/merlin/stable/V12.5.4.0.RJOMIXM/][aquí]].
se puede flashear esto en linux ejecutando ./flash_all.sh del tar
descargado. Hay uno que tiene lock pero ese no lo ejecutes porque se
bloqueará el bootloader y te quedarás con cara de gilipollas porque
tendrás que volver a bootear en la ISO esa rara para desbloquearlo
otra vez.
Cuando eso acabe, (tampoco debería tardar demasiado), reinicia en el
sistema operativo que acabas de flashear y prueba que funcione.
Luego reinicia en el fastboot otra vez y flashea el recovery que
quieras con fastboot flash recovery recovery.img. Puede ser el de
lineageos o el de e, cwm y twrp están muertos. No lo uséis.
Sidelodeas el zip de la ROM que quieras. Esperas a que acabe y ya
está. Reinicias, pruebas que funcione y ya está
** Conclusión
me cago en los chinos, en xiaomi, mediatek y google.

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* Encontré estos vídeos en mi ordenador
** Como liar un porro
#+begin_export html
<video with="320" height="240" controls >
<source src="vid/como_liar_un_porro.mp4" type="video/mp4">
&gt;His browser does not support audio
</video>
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No sé cuando cojones grabe este vídeo pero lo he visto esta mañana y
he pensado esto que cojones es y ahora lo subo aqui
** Como entubar un cigarro
#+begin_export html
<video with="320" height="240" controls >
<source src="vid/como_entubar_un_piti.mp4" type="video/mp4">
&gt;His browser does not support audio
</video>
#+end_export
Un video para entubar un piti